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GRAMMAR TALES: Rumpelpumpkin


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We all know at least a few fairy tales: Hansel and Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood or Sleeping Beauty. Their structure is familiar to us. They all begin: “Once upon a time…” and use repetitive language to create drama. Remember: “Grandma, what big teeth you have; Grandma, what big ears you have.”?

We have rewritten 24 famous fairy tales for the 21st century. Each one includes examples of a specific grammatical structure. This structure is explained ...

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... in the notes at the end, where you will also find some related exercises. This month, we present a new version of Rumpelstiltskin or, as we call it, “Rumpelpumpkin”.

Rumpelpumpkin

Once upon a time, there was a clever young woman called Gwen, who was in some difficulty…

Gwen looked around the huge room. It had probably once been a beautiful ballroom. Dusty chandeliers hung from a golden ceiling. In the centre of the room stood two long tables. They were covered with bottles of chemicals and bags of powder. “Right, Missy,” croaked Mr King, “I want a kilo by tomorrow morning, or your old man’s a goner. Get to work!” The door banged shut.

Mr King was a “business associate” of Gwen’s dad. Her father had been out of work for a few months and had recently been diagnosed with depression. He owed Mr King quite a lot of money. That morning, Mr King had visited her house to collect his money, but her dad didn’t have it. Mr King suggested that Gwen help him out for a few days to repay the debt. Her father had boasted about Gwen getting an A in A-level chemistry.

“Can she make MDMA?” Mr King asked.

“Of course!” answered her father, and to Gwen he said: “If you do this little job, we’ll be out of trouble, and you can go to university.” She was desperate to take up her place there, but felt guilty about leaving her dad. He hadn’t been himself since her mum died. “I know it’s a lot to ask, Gwenny,” he pleaded, “but I so want to make a fresh start and get back on track.”

Shaking, Gwen sat down on the ballroom floor. She didn’t have the first idea what MDMA was made of. It wasn’t part of the national curriculum. She was about to google “how to make MDMA” on her phone, when she heard a noise and looked up to see a strange-looking little man the shape of a pumpkin with rumpled clothes.

“What’s the matter?” he asked. When she told him, he said, “What will you give me if I make it for you?” “My earrings?” offered Gwen, and the little man agreed. Gwen looked on in awe as he set to work. After a while, she lay down on a pile of straw in the corner of the room and fell asleep.

By the time she woke up the next morning, the little man had disappeared. Lots of small bags of powder were neatly stacked on the table. Mr King was very pleased. He was on to a good thing here. He had his men bring more chemicals and told Gwen that he’d be back the following morning. Gwen sat down on the floor in despair and began to cry. Then, as if by magic, the little man appeared. “What will you give me this time if I do the work?” he asked. Gwen offered him her phone, but he shook his head. So she held out her ring. It had been her mother’s wedding ring, and she always wore it. He took it.

On the third night, when the little man showed up, she had nothing to give him.

Illustration: Sami Viljanto

You’ll find a worksheet on this topic atwww.spotlight-online.de/tales1118

“I know,” he said. “I’ll take your firstborn child if you marry Mr King.”

“What? Ugh!” replied an outraged Gwen. “You can’t just go around demanding that girls have babies and then hand them over to you. And Mr King, really!”

“I’m only messin’ with you,” the little man said and let out a high-pitched giggle. “That would be really strange. Tell you what, if you guess my name, we’ll forget all about it.”

“Is it Heisenberg?” guessed Gwen.

“No,” snorted the little man.

“Günther? Quentin? Hamish?”

“No, no and no,” answered the little man, barely looking up from what he was doing. As he worked through the night, Gwen continued to guess. At some point, she fell asleep, and when she woke up, the little man had disappeared. Gwen wondered if he had forgotten about their deal.

Mr King, pleased with his massive stash of synthetic drugs, said, “Tell your dad we’re good,” and he ordered Gwen an Uber. At home, she found a note from her father: “Started new job at the mill today. Back by six. Love you, Dad”.

After she had showered and had some breakfast, Gwen reached for her phone and sent a picture she’d managed to take of the little man to all her friends. “Ever seen this guy? I need to know his name,” she wrote. One by one, her friends replied, but it wasn’t until the evening that a friend of a friend sent her a shot of a Tinder profile with the caption, “This him?”

“Oh, my God! That is him!” gasped Gwen. “That’s really his name? You couldn’t have made it up!”

The first term at university had flown by, and in a few days, Gwen would be going home to spend Christmas with her father. Whenever she thought about those scary days in the MDMA lab, she couldn’t believe that it had actually happened.

As she was on her way to a lecture, the strange-looking little man suddenly appeared in a hallway. Gwen felt sick. She hoped he had forgotten all about her.

He flashed his crooked teeth and hissed, “How’s your dad, Gwenny?”

“Much better, thanks,” replied Gwen. Then she blurted out: “I know your name. It’s Rumpelpumpkin!” The little man jumped up and down in rage.

“Who told you?” he demanded. But before Gwen could answer, Rumpelpumpkin stamped his foot on the floor so hard that it went straight through. He disappeared and was never to be seen again. Gwen and her father lived happily ever after.

What did they say?

When Rumpelpumpkin bargains with Gwen, he says: “If you guess my name, we’ll forget all about it.”

This is an example of the first conditional. First-conditional sentences are formed like this:
Question: Whatwill yougive me if Imake it for you?
Answer: If youdo the work, I’ll give you my earrings.

An if-clause often refers to a condition — something that must happen in order that something else can happen. An if-clause can come at the beginning or the end of the sentence. If the if-clause comes at the end, you don’t need a comma. Remember not to putwill in the if-clause:
• I’ll give you my necklace if youdo the work.

Instead ofwill , you can also use another modal verb + infinitive:
⋅If youdo this little job, youcan go to university.

Write down all five examples of the first conditional in the story.

Cross out the wrong alternatives below.

A. Ibe | ’ll be so happy if Iwill get | get good results in my exams.
B. If Iwon’t get | don’t get good results, Iam not | won’t be able to go to university, I’m afraid.
C. If my dadgets | will get the job, lifewill be | is much easier.
D. Whatdo you do | will you do if heasks | will ask you to marry him? E. Iask | will ask my friends if Iwon’t know | don’t know the answer.

Answers

1. A. If you do this little job, we’ll be out of trouble, and you can go to university.
B. What will you give me if I make it for you?
C. What will you give me this time if I do the work?
D. I’ll take your firstborn child if you marry Mr King.
E. If you guess my name, we’ll forget all about it.

2. A. I’ll be so happy if Iget good results in my exams.
B. If Idon’t get good results, Iwon’t be able to go to university.
C. If my dadgets the job, lifewill be much easier.
D. Whatwill you do if heasks you to marry him?
E. Iwill ask my friends if Idon’t know the answer.